50 Shades of Mel and Barry Was 50 Shades of Chav: A Review of the Shockingly Bad Book

I'm not sure what I was expecting when I picked up 50 Shades of Mel and Barry, but it definitely wasn't what I got. The book was so bad that I couldn't believe that someone had actually published it.

50 Shades of Mel and Barry (was 50 Shades of Chav)

by Mel Dutton

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	249 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	20 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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The writing was terrible. The sentences were awkward and disjointed, and the grammar was atrocious. It was clear that the author had no idea how to write a book.

The characters were just as bad. Mel was a whiny, self-pitying mess, and Barry was a controlling, abusive jerk. I couldn't stand either of them, and I found myself rooting for them to break up.

The plot was ridiculous. Mel and Barry meet at a bar, and they fall in love after a whirlwind romance. But then Barry starts to show his true colors, and Mel realizes that he's not the man she thought he was. The book ends with Mel breaking up with Barry and finding a new man who treats her right.

I can't believe that I actually finished this book. It was so bad that it was almost funny. I would definitely not recommend this book to anyone. It's a waste of time and money.

Here are some of the worst quotes from the book:

"I'm not a virgin," Mel said. "I've had sex before."
"Oh, really?" Barry said. "With who?"
"With my ex-boyfriend," Mel said.
"And how was it?" Barry asked.
"It was amazing," Mel said. "He was so big and strong."
"Well, I'm bigger and stronger than him," Barry said. "You're going to love it."

"I want you to do whatever you want to me," Mel said. "I'm yours."
"Are you sure?" Barry asked.
"Yes," Mel said. "I'm sure."
Barry smiled. "Good," he said. "Because I'm going to make you scream."

"I love you, Mel," Barry said. "I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
"I love you too, Barry," Mel said. "I want to spend the rest of my life with you too."
Barry smiled. "Good," he said. "Because I'm never going to let you go."

If you're looking for a well-written, well-plotted book with likable characters, then 50 Shades of Mel and Barry is not the book for you. But if you're looking for a good laugh, then this book is definitely worth checking out.

50 Shades of Mel and Barry (was 50 Shades of Chav)

by Mel Dutton

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	249 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	20 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE